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sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

Posted 1 day ago With 84,193 notes

onamelancholyhill:

devdevnumnums:

madlori:

This guy.

I’m calling it now.

I see great things ahead for this guy.

#acting.

I cannot stop reblogging this.

kneeltomischief:

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

*gets interrupted when i try to speak*

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

Posted 4 days ago With 86,425 notes

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.

silvermane:

odair:

stilesstilinskli:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

this makes me fucking mad, look how little space they have, look how they are pushed against each other, but oh no lets look how pretty they made their hive

They’re bees …

I’m guessing you’ve never seen a beehive,overly amped to start shit tumbler user
As for their hives that were made in this: Its just bees doing what they do naturally: Fill the cavity in which they settle for maximum efficiency.
Yea, bees know what efficiency is. You see that honeycomb pattern? Most efficient storage structure in nature ever. Perfect

Bees are awesome and were not harmed in this project.

trashandglamour:

Kelly Kapoor logic

Posted 4 days ago With 22,234 notes
» When contempating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

thelastillwriteofyou:

literally me talking to my friends in public

officialwhitegirls:

watching your bae talk to the another person 

image

Posted 6 days ago With 14,247 notes
Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realise that you don’t anymore.
—(via s0ufflegirl)
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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Homo Hint

Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?

Posted 6 days ago With 74,739 notes

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune