I'm ready for dream time, Mr B.

blue-monster-cookie-eater:

I love Ellen so much 

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frozenoverblackballoon:

alittleleo:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Two sentence horror stories.

Bye

Spooky!

Happy Halloween everyone.

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courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

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thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

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ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

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benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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❝I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem.❞
- Why I’m taking so many selfies. (via missmirandaaraee) -
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officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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The female costumes piss me off. I found exactly one that had a decent length an it was a pirate costume with pants. It’d be awesome if the didn’t get their costumes from lingerie stores. As for being told to wear something else, I’d tell them to fuck off :I or maybe pin a male costume to fit?

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❝I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.❞
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